Thursday, December 13, 2007

A Serial Monogamist On Dating

Originally posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 8:11pm

Not to sound like one of those bitter, nearly-30-somethings who hates the dating scene because she's unsuccessful at it, but . . ., well, that's exactly what this will sound like. So, here's a Top Ten list of phrases that make my acidic digestive fluids rise with volcanic force (you know, for fun ):

10. Just not a great personality match.
9. He's got issues.
8. He's just getting out of a relationship, so . . .
7. He's waiting for you to call him.
6. You deserve better (this is the cousin to 1).
5. He's intimidated by you.
4. He's afraid of getting hurt again.
3. He doesn't know what he wants.
2. It is what it is.
1. It's his loss.

Seriously, I hear the convent calling. . .

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